Technology

Ouch!

Got my son an iPhone for his birthday,

and recently got my daughter an iPod for hers.

Was really chuffed when the family clubbed together and bought me an IPad for fathers day.

Got my wife an iRon for her birthday, it was around then that I received the divorce papers.

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12 Responses to “Technology”

Vince on August 31st, 2010 at 9:27 pm

Hi Bill
I have been in the 100 blog challenge and this really made me laugh… I love humour like this

It reminds me of Tommy Cooper Les Dawson etc

Great Stuff

Vince
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Bill Murney Reply:
September 1st, 2010 at 9:12 am
I think we all take things a little too seriously at times Vince, glad it made you smile. Bill

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John McNally on September 1st, 2010 at 12:15 am

Excellent Bill, I love clean jokes and I haven’t heard this one before. Not surprising really as it relies on a lot of new technology, (apart from your wife’s present).

John
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Bill Murney Reply:
September 1st, 2010 at 9:15 am
Certain jokes it a cord John, this was one for me. I think that people who dream these jokes up are very clever. Bill

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Barry the BurnedOut Blogger on September 9th, 2010 at 5:09 pm

Dagnabbit mister.

I’m so glad I wasn’t in the room when this joke was told.

I even Google iRon to see what it was… I didn’t get it.

When Wikipedia told me it was the name for the chemical element FE, I still didn’t get it. But within seconds, my super sharp intellect grasped the obvious and the riddle was finally solved.

But man, that was a loooonnnnggggg joke…

Good one, Bill – have a grand day pal.

Barry
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Bill Murney Reply:
September 9th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Thanks Barry, glad you liked it. Will catch you soon, Bill

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Jacinta Dean on September 19th, 2010 at 6:55 am

Hi Bill,

What is an iRon??

Only kidding, no seriously. I don’t even own one. I always make sure the clothes are bought from ironless fabric!!

Cheers

Jacinta
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Bill Murney Reply:
September 19th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
I thought you were serious when I read your first line Jacinta! That’s a brilliant time saving idea – buying non crease clothing, I am all for that. Bill

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mike shepherd on September 19th, 2010 at 8:12 pm

Hi Bill
Thats iRonic…My wife is just doing the iPhoning as I speak!!!!
Love it! short to the punchline jokes are always the best…
Cheers for sharing that one!!!
Great humour!!

all the best….MIKE

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Bill Murney Reply:
September 19th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Glad you liked it Mike, there’s plenty more to follow. Bill

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Bryan McHeyzer@The Internet Intern on October 2nd, 2010 at 8:53 am

Hey Bill,

Have to admit I could not work out what an iRon was when I first read the post…
Clever…loved it mate
AS for the picture….
It is so iRonic how we have progressed…back to the future.

Cheers
Bryan

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Bill Murney Reply:
October 2nd, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Glad you liked it Bryan. I have to admit to taking up that pose in the buff, quite often. Bill

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