A Real Put-Down!
A man watching a football game on TV kept switching channels to an adult movie featuring a lusty couple.
“I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,” he said to his wife.
“For heavens sake, watch them,” his wife said.
“You already know how to play football.”
Hi Bill, A husband says to his wife, “What would you do if I won the Lotto?”
She says, “I’d take half, then leave you.”
“Excellent,” he replies,
“I won 12 bucks, here’s $6, now get the %&$# out.” T.
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